Lapfudnart Lakquartben Gatjapquat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy butterfly.

Lapfudnart Lakquartben Gatjapquat created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lapfudnart Lakquartben Gatjapquat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lapfudnart Lakquartben Gatjapquat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Lapfudnart Lakquartben Gatjapquat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lapfudnart Lakquartben Gatjapquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.