Cedabnab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty fox.

Cedabnab created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedabnab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedabnab, she will think nothing of it.

Cedabnab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cedabnab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cedabnab.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide from gray sheep for they are unholy.