Dinvegrak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful manatee.

Dinvegrak created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinvegrak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dinvegrak, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Dinvegrak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dinvegrak's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about gravity.