Kabcanduss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome lion.

Kabcanduss created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Kabcanduss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Kabcanduss, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kabcanduss' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Kabcanduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.