Bessfudtarp is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless wyvern.

Bessfudtarp created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessfudtarp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bessfudtarp, he will turn you into a rock.

Bessfudtarp's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bessfudtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. You must love Bessfudtarp.

3. You must pray to Bessfudtarp three times a day.

4. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.