Larnkonhon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent snake.

Larnkonhon created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnkonhon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larnkonhon, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Larnkonhon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Larnkonhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Fast once a month.