Sinbetfud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, competent swan.

Sinbetfud created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinbetfud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sinbetfud, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Sinbetfud's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sinbetfud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Run away from brown geese, for they are unholy.