Busjipsig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical pig.

Busjipsig created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busjipsig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Busjipsig, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Busjipsig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Busjipsig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Busjipsig.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Never laugh near snails.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.