Flaghombafdimvidpin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, boastful frog.

Flaghombafdimvidpin created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flaghombafdimvidpin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flaghombafdimvidpin, she will turn you into a goat.

Flaghombafdimvidpin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Flaghombafdimvidpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Hide if four doves approach from the north.