Bafwanpod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Bafwanpod created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Bafwanpod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bafwanpod, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bafwanpod's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bafwanpod's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Bafwanpod first in all things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bafwanpod.