Mabtamvan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, cheerful seal.

Mabtamvan created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Mabtamvan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mabtamvan, it will be very unhappy.

Mabtamvan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mabtamvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.