Rullquartran is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, impressive jellyfish.

Rullquartran created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullquartran, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rullquartran, he will destroy your home solar system.

Rullquartran's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Rullquartran's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must love Rullquartran.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rullquartran.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Never talk about fire.