Gilhub Hinstiklog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful shrew.

Gilhub Hinstiklog created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilhub Hinstiklog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gilhub Hinstiklog, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gilhub Hinstiklog's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gilhub Hinstiklog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Gilhub Hinstiklog loves voles, so they must be honoured.