Jinyogsat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, contented ant.

Jinyogsat created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinyogsat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinyogsat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Jinyogsat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jinyogsat's Holy Commandments

1. Jinyogsat loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away if eight horses approach from the west.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Jinyogsat loves sheep, so they must be respected.