Hiveenrak is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-assured wolf.

Hiveenrak created Mount Everest four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hiveenrak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hiveenrak, she will remove you from existence.

Hiveenrak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hiveenrak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Put Hiveenrak first in all things.

3. You must pray to Hiveenrak five times a day.

4. Never paint your chest brown.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.