Abvinvin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful mink.

Abvinvin created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Abvinvin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Abvinvin, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Abvinvin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Abvinvin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Never paint your face yellow.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.