Bidceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, prudent badger.

Bidceb created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidceb, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bidceb, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bidceb's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bidceb's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white tapirs, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.