Gudfagcipcan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive whale.

Gudfagcipcan created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Gudfagcipcan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gudfagcipcan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gudfagcipcan's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gudfagcipcan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray sharks for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Gudfagcipcan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.