Fobhivquam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing troll.

Fobhivquam created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fobhivquam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fobhivquam, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fobhivquam's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fobhivquam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight goats approach from the west.

2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about comets.