Fobhivquam is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing
troll.
Fobhivquam created the Sol system nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Fobhivquam, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Fobhivquam, it will destroy your favourite star.
Fobhivquam's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Fobhivquam's Holy Commandments1. Hide if eight goats approach from the west.
2. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never write about comets.