Abrilqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful horse.

Abrilqueeg created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abrilqueeg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Abrilqueeg, she will think nothing of it.

Abrilqueeg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Abrilqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Erect five titanium sculptures of Abrilqueeg on top of important buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away if four birds approach from the west.