Hubflowcub is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, prudent bear.

Hubflowcub created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubflowcub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hubflowcub, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hubflowcub's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hubflowcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Hubflowcub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.