Hab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous chicken.

Hab created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never look at moons.