Vinlooprowbogvonfem is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, caring weasel.

Vinlooprowbogvonfem created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Vinlooprowbogvonfem, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vinlooprowbogvonfem, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vinlooprowbogvonfem's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vinlooprowbogvonfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never sing near sheep.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about gravity.