Figliggov is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, proud pigeon.

Figliggov created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figliggov, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Figliggov, she will turn you into a dog.

Figliggov's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Figliggov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Do not take Figliggov's name in vain.