Stanzagcam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty faun.

Stanzagcam created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stanzagcam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Stanzagcam, it will destroy your home planet.

Stanzagcam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Stanzagcam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stanzagcam.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always obey Stanzagcam's priests.