Tadcutart is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful elephant.

Tadcutart created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadcutart, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tadcutart, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tadcutart's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tadcutart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.