Bustompod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage aardvark.

Bustompod created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bustompod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bustompod, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bustompod's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bustompod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. You must love Bustompod.

5. Always pray immersed in water.