Fud is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow cow.

Fud created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fud, he will make you grow a tail.

Fud's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear cyan.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not stand on grass.