Kipflatpangamyattxinfut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fast mink.

Kipflatpangamyattxinfut created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipflatpangamyattxinfut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kipflatpangamyattxinfut, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kipflatpangamyattxinfut's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kipflatpangamyattxinfut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Always help frogs in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.