Fithenfob is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful duck.

Fithenfob created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fithenfob, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fithenfob, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fithenfob's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fithenfob's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always take life seriously.