Bimvilbif Gunraw is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless meerkat.

Bimvilbif Gunraw created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimvilbif Gunraw, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bimvilbif Gunraw, he will turn you into a goat.

Bimvilbif Gunraw's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bimvilbif Gunraw's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bimvilbif Gunraw first in all things.

2. Do not take Bimvilbif Gunraw's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Always wear fawn.