Nadhigbot is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-assured cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nadhigbot created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadhigbot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nadhigbot, he will send you a sign.

Nadhigbot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nadhigbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not shave your feet.