Linfodhig Santarppang Vegdapfutflap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy duck.

Linfodhig Santarppang Vegdapfutflap created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linfodhig Santarppang Vegdapfutflap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Linfodhig Santarppang Vegdapfutflap, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Linfodhig Santarppang Vegdapfutflap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Linfodhig Santarppang Vegdapfutflap's Holy Commandments

1. Linfodhig Santarppang Vegdapfutflap loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.