Gillapsug is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Gillapsug created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gillapsug, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gillapsug, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gillapsug's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gillapsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Gillapsug loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.