Cadyamdimnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering bat.

Cadyamdimnurl created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadyamdimnurl, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadyamdimnurl, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cadyamdimnurl's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cadyamdimnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six eagles approach from the north.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.