Quamcadquag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain mongoose.

Quamcadquag created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamcadquag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quamcadquag, it will curse you with boils.

Quamcadquag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Quamcadquag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry geese.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never laugh near seals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.