Ponlabjatponyart is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful bat.

Ponlabjatponyart created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponlabjatponyart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ponlabjatponyart, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ponlabjatponyart's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ponlabjatponyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray stockings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Ponlabjatponyart loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat green fruit.