Likkamgad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful cobra.

Likkamgad created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Likkamgad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Likkamgad, it will turn you into a slug.

Likkamgad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Likkamgad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Likkamgad.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Run away if seven horses approach from the east.

5. Never sit near moths.