Liddibwig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, duplicitous mongoose.

Liddibwig created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liddibwig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Liddibwig, she will throw large rocks at you.

Liddibwig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Liddibwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help sick voles.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not stand on grass.