Habcubdonraknulsidfit is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, grumpy ferret.

Habcubdonraknulsidfit created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habcubdonraknulsidfit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Habcubdonraknulsidfit, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Habcubdonraknulsidfit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Habcubdonraknulsidfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Always wear white.