Kenontnab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, stupid naga.

Kenontnab created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Kenontnab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kenontnab, he will laugh at you.

Kenontnab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kenontnab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never sit near tapirs.

5. Retreat if seven mites approach from the south.