Tapnurltim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, self-confident naga.

Tapnurltim created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapnurltim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tapnurltim, she will ignore you.

Tapnurltim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tapnurltim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. Tapnurltim loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.