Fotstiglop is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, omniscient penguin.

Fotstiglop created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Fotstiglop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotstiglop, he will turn you into a rat.

Fotstiglop's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fotstiglop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.