Hadkomguddimwabhivcudsab Gessmoncit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring cobra.

Hadkomguddimwabhivcudsab Gessmoncit created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadkomguddimwabhivcudsab Gessmoncit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hadkomguddimwabhivcudsab Gessmoncit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hadkomguddimwabhivcudsab Gessmoncit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hadkomguddimwabhivcudsab Gessmoncit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadkomguddimwabhivcudsab Gessmoncit.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Do not run in public.