Hastarfid Hivhugxin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent zebra.

Hastarfid Hivhugxin created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hastarfid Hivhugxin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hastarfid Hivhugxin, it will torture you forever.

Hastarfid Hivhugxin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hastarfid Hivhugxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.