Handudved is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless walrus.

Handudved created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Handudved, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Handudved, he will not care.

Handudved's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Handudved's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Handudved loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Always wear indigo.