Vidtitdam Zigqueegditnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, confident troll.

Vidtitdam Zigqueegditnutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidtitdam Zigqueegditnutt, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vidtitdam Zigqueegditnutt, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vidtitdam Zigqueegditnutt's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vidtitdam Zigqueegditnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vidtitdam Zigqueegditnutt.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide if eight shrews approach from the east.

5. Never think about asteroids.