Barnrulwegtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered human.

Barnrulwegtonk created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnrulwegtonk, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Barnrulwegtonk, he will be very unhappy.

Barnrulwegtonk's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Barnrulwegtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.