Cepkanciss is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever
wyvern.
Cepkanciss created the cosmos five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cepkanciss, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cepkanciss, she will remove you from existence.
Cepkanciss' most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Cepkanciss' Holy Commandments1. Never feed gooseberries to voles while wearing green hats.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never bounce in the presence of manatees.
4. Always help sick nematodes.
5. Do not take Cepkanciss' name in vain.