Botcunben is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental ferret.

Botcunben created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botcunben, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Botcunben, it will strike you with lightening.

Botcunben's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Botcunben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Botcunben loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. You must pray to Botcunben six times a day.

5. Never eat green fruit.